He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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