Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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