He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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