fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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