What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
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