that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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