You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
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so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
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I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
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