Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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