I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
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Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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