I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
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Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
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What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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