Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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