So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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