You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
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Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
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Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
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