It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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