Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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