Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
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How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
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Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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