ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
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