That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
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