I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
These tits shall not be calmed
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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