so explain again why im purple
no
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
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Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
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It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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