On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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