I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
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sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
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I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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