Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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