i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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