I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
