All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
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