I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
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Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
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at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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