Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
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Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
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I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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