Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
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Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
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Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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