I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
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He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
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Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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