You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I could fuck to npr.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Randomize
