The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
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we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
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A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
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