i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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