Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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