just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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