i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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