I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
