so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
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just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
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I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
You've changed since you got that strap on
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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