Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
Randomize
