remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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