WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
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its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
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I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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