We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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