I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
So much Jack, so little girl.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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