Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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