I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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