There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
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Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
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You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
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