I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
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Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
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Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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