I could have mohawked her pubes.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
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gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
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One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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