Someone shit on the floor
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
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