I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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