I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
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Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
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I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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